"Svend" (svend)
04/09/2020 at 21:18 • Filed to: None
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"Svend" (svend)
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Heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things i’d started and hadn’t finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner pee. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!
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It’s serious now -
We are 2 days into self-isolation
and it’s very upsetting for me to witness my husband kev standing at the living room window staring aimlessly into space and rocking forwards and backwards with tears running down his cheeks.
It breaks my heart to see him like this.
I’ve thought very hard of how I can cheer him up.
I’ve even considered letting him come in.... but rules are rules.
Stay safe stay well.
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Bulk buying in Germany
In Germany the authorities see the bulk buying of sausages and cheese as a Wurst kase scenario.
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W ith everyone now washing their hands, has anyone else noticed the peanuts at the bar taste different?
RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
> Svend
04/09/2020 at 21:27 |
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This is good Oppo :P
wafflesnfalafel
> Svend
04/09/2020 at 21:33 |
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cheers - now go wash your hands again
PyramidHat
> wafflesnfalafel
04/09/2020 at 21:57 |
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My work e mail signature now reads: “Wash your hands. Don’t touch your face.”
I was writing this to a cohort over a text and found that the G and the T are close together, so I wound up typing “Dong touch your face” which sounds like the outcome of a role playing game: “OK, you rolled 17. You enter the cave and...DONG TOUCH YOUR FACE!”
Thisismydisplayname
> PyramidHat
04/09/2020 at 22:05 |
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Ah the good ol mushroom stamp. Nice.
ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com
> Svend
04/09/2020 at 22:12 |
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The package arrived this afternoon. I’ll have to try some of it out this weekend. Thanks again!
Just Jeepin'
> wafflesnfalafel
04/09/2020 at 22:15 |
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My hands are soo oooo chapped.
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Svend
> ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com
04/09/2020 at 22:15 |
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No worries. Did it all make it’s way intact?
I like the little Gtechniq sweets, there aren’t many in the packet but they are of little cars. Lol.
The dark cloth is a haze buster, I've not tried it myself so I hope it's okay.
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ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com
> Svend
04/09/2020 at 22:18 |
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It did. The box was a bit worse for the wear, but everything inside was in good shape.
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Svend
> ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com
04/09/2020 at 22:23 |
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I thought using the clothes as paddling would benefit.
Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
> Svend
04/09/2020 at 23:00 |
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I’v e basically been living outside and I wouldn’t want to come back in again, so the whole tears things seems a little unrealistic.
You come up with these yourself?
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Svend
> Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
04/09/2020 at 23:52 |
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The joke is that he’s a family member and should be in isolation with his wife rather than being cold and wet looking in.
No, they are taken from various places.
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Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
> Svend
04/09/2020 at 23:59 |
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I got the joke enough to think it was funny, but I didn't catch the rain part.
Wacko
> PyramidHat
04/10/2020 at 01:06 |
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Sounds like a porn title